Just wanted to pass along
the results of the ROH card from Chicago Ridge tonight. I sat second row on the
'hard-camera' side. Outside of those sporting ROH gear, lots of CM Punk shirts
in the crowd, and, of course, a confused looking 8-year old in full John Cena
regalia toting a plastic WWE belt. I can only imagine the psychological scars he
must have incurred.
Show started with Cornette announcing the sale of
the company to Simpson Broadcasting and the attendant TV deal. The crowd was
excited to hear that the first TV taping will happen in Chicago at the return
show in August.An Insulator, also called a
dielectric, At intermission, several people were already buying tickets for that
show.
Homicide d. Michael Elgin (w/Truth Martini). Elgin has a decent
look, but he's extremely limited in the ring.
Adam Cole and Kyle
O'Reilly d. The Bravado Brothers. Bravados got shit from the crowd for their
pink argyle gear.
Mike Bennett d. Steve Corino. Before the match, Corino
did his "rehab" promo, and he finally revealed his sponsor, Jimmy Jacobs, who
came in to a nice pop,Quality air impact
socket tools for any tough job. before being escorted out by security.
Bennett held his own on the stick, too bad he can't do anything in the ring but
stock power moves. Seriously, the guy is like Mason Ryan, minus about 50 pounds
of beef. Corino did his best to make the match interesting. To his credit,
Bennett sold Corino's thumb-up-the-ass spot pretty well, as he did the
proctologist office shuffle out of the ring and up the ramp.
El Generico
d. Chris Hero. Hero got a three-count by putting his feet on the ropes, but Todd
Sinclair (who was, as usual shit on unmercifully by the crowd) got wise to the
move and restarted the match, with Generico winning about 30 seconds later. Fun
spot prematch with Generico bringing out a foam hammer from under the ring and
mocking Chris Hero's Thor-style beard.
Davey Richards d. Charlie Haas.
Really good, long match, that featured a great sequence of dueling German
suplexes in the middle. Davey is incredibly intense, and both guys just beat the
shit out of each other.
At intermission, they did a ten-bell salute to
Larry Sweeney and the Macho Man. Corino's "Thumb in the Bum" shirts were a hot
item at the merchandise stand.
Shelton Benjamin d. Claudio Castagnoli.
Claudio may have been the most over person on the card. The crowd kept giving
him the "Hey!" treatment as he futilely chided them to shut up. Shelton won with
a quick jump to the top rope followed by an overhead throw, a la Kurt Angle.
Hero and Haas came out mid-match to cheer on their respective partners, and the
teams had a showdown afterwards, with security separating them eventually.
Colt Cabana d. Christopher Daniels (w/ Truth Martini). Daniels came out
in long pants, and with some weird choker collar thing that connected to his
arms. I guess Truth has been giving him fashion tips. The moron next to me
remarked that all the "puppets" booing Daniels would be cheering him on TV next
Thursday. Apparently the idea that wrestlers play characters was not clear to
him. The Jesus fish tattoo on his forearm only compounded the irony. Post-match,
Elgin ran in to attack Colt, and Corino came out to make the save.We are
professional Plastic mould, Colt turns to
see Corino, and thinks Corino was out there to attack him. Cabana exits looking
disgusted, and House of Truth beats down Corino, who can't win for losing in his
question to become a nice person.
Briscoe Brothers d. All Night Express
in a street fight. Hands-down match of the night, with both Briscoes and Rhett
Titus sporting crimson masks by the end. The crowd was on their feet for the
duration of this one. Both Titus and Jay went through tables, with Titus getting
launched off the top turnbuckle to one suspended between the ring and the
guardrail. Brutal. Other good spots included a pair of chains used as a noose on
Kenny King (the racial coding was not lost on the audience), King going nuts
with a fire extinguisher, and Mark hitting a Macho-Man elbow drop from the top
of a ladder. Briscoes are doing a great job of putting over ANX in this feud.How
is TMJ pain treated?
Eddie
Edwards d. Roderick Strong (w/ Truth Martini). Incredibly high workrate from
both men, with a lot of great back-and-forth action. Crowd was really on Truth's
ass during this one. Strong really needs someone like Truth, because unless he's
wrestling, he's about an interesting as watching paint dry. After the match,
Elgin does another run-in, only to be fended off by Davey Richards. Edwards
grabs a mic and says he's tired of being in Davey's shadow, and unless Davey
faces him for the strap, he's going to quit. Davey agrees, but warms Edwards
that getting what he wished for might not be a good thing.
Overall, a
really good show, much better than the February iPPV card. The vibe was weird,
with the big-name faces (e.g. Claudio and Daniels) unable to draw any heat, and
two of the matches being showdowns between major faces, but the solid booking
helped craft a nice narrative to keep the show,what are the symptoms of Piles, which ran over four
hours (seriously, four hours), flowing nicely. I'll be looking forward to ROH
getting back on TV again, which should only enhance the storytelling of their
house shows.
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